Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, we are immensely proud to unleash Gay Spy: The Album, the most mind-boggling compilation CD ever to clog up Woolies bargain bin. This once-in-a-lifetime release showcases the vocal talents of no fewer than 19 celebrities, including six Hollywood actors, a pair of page three girls, a multi-millionaire entertainment mogul, a Member of Parliament and a comedian who hasn’t been culturally relevant since cassette singles were a viable business prospect. What unmissable opportunity has united this motley crew of improbable warblers? Why, the chance to belt out a much-loved gay anthem, of course!
The glitter-drenched, sequin-encrusted, off-their-tits-on-amyl results make Jo Whiley’s Live Lounge look as musically innovative as the Last Night of the Proms. But Gay Spy: The Album isn’t just about pushing pop’s boundaries and raising the odd right wing eyebrow; it’s also about making lots of money for charidee. Every penny of profit will go to the London Union for Boys’ Entertainment (L.U.B.E.), an organisation that funds nights out for gay teenagers who are a bit shy about popping on their dancing shoes. Hurrah!
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